The playe called the foure PP

John Heywood




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Heywood, John. The play called the foure PP. London, [1544?]. [online] Ann Arbor, MI; Oxford (UK): Text Creation Partnership, 2008-09. [Accessed: 23 December 2016]

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This transcription comes Early English Books Online - Text Creation Partnership. It differs in textual corrections (detailed in the appendix) made with reference to the transcription in the English Drama collection published by Chadwyck-Healey, and in assigning role identifiers to speakers. This curation has been carried out by Isabel Balfagón García and Jesús Tronch Pérez.

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¶The playe called the foure PP.
¶A newe and a very mery enterlude of
A palmer.
A pardoner.
A potycary.
A pedler.

Made by Iohn Heewood


Palmer.
NOwe god be here who kepeth this place
Now by my fayth I crye you mercy
Of reason I must sew for grace
My rewdnes sheweth me no so homely
5
Wherof your pardon axt and wonne
I sew you as curtesy doth me bynde
To tell thys whiche shalbe begonne
In order as may come beste in myndy
I am a palmer as ye se
10
Whiche of my lyfe much part hath spent
In many a fayre and farre countre
As pylgrymes do of good intent
At Hierusalem haue I bene
Before Chrystes blessed sepulture
15
The mount of Caluery haue I sene
A holy place ye may be sure
To Iosephat and Olyuete
On fote god wote I wente ryght bare
Many a salt tere dyde I swete
20
Before thys carkes coulde come there
Yet haue I bene at Rome also
And gone the stacions all arow
saynt peters shryne and many mo
Then yf I tolde all ye do know
25
Except that there be any suche
That hath ben there and diligently
Hath taken hede and marked muche
Then can they speke as muche as I
Then at the Rodes also I was
30
And rounde about to amyas
At saynt Toncomber and saynt Tronion
At saynt Bothulph and saynt Anne of Buckston
On the hylles of Armony where I see Noes arke
With holy Iob and saynt George in suthwarke
35
At Waltam and at Walsyngam
And at the good rood of dagnam
At saynt Cornelys at saynt Iames in Gales
And at saynt Wynefrydes well in Walles
At our lady of Boston at saynt Edmundes byry
40
And streyght to saynt Patrykes purgatory
At rydybone and at the blood of Hayles
Where pylgrymes paynes ryght muche auayles
At saynt Dauys and at saynt Denis
At saynt Mathew and saynt Marke in Venis
45
At mayster Iohan shorne at Canterbury
The graet god of Katewade at kynge Henry
At saynt sauyours at our lady of southwell
At Crome at Wylsdome and at Muswell
At saynt Rycharde and at saynt Roke
50
And at our lady that standeth in the oke
To these with other many one
Deuoutly haue I prayed and gone
Prayeng to them to pray for me
Vnto the blessed trynyte
55
By whose prayers and my dayly payne
I truste the soner to obtaye
For my saluacyon grace and mercy
For be ye sure I thynke surely
Who seketh sayntes for Crystes sake
60
And namely suche as payne do take
On fote to punyshe thy frayle body
shall therby meryte more hyely
Then by any thynge done by man

Pardoner.
And when ye haue gone as farre as ye can
65
For all your labour and gostely entente
Yet welcome home as wyse as ye wente

Palmer.
Why syr dyspyse ye pylgrymage

Pardoner.
Nay for god syr then dyd I rage
I thynke ye ryght well occupyed
70
To seke these sayntes on euery syde
Also your payne I nat disprayse it
But yet I discomende your wit
And or we go euen so shall ye
If ye in this wyl answere me
75
I yray you shew what the cause is
Ye wente al these pylgrymages

Palmer.
Forsoth this lyfe I dyd begyn
To rydde the bondage of my syn
For whiche these sayntes rehersed or this
80
I haue both sought and sene Iwys
Besechynge them to be recorde
Of all my payne vnto the lorde
That gyueth all remyssyon
Vpon eche mans contricyon
85
And by theyr good mediacyon
Vpon myne humble submyssion
I trust to haue in very dede
For my soule helth the better spede.

Pardonar.
Nowe is your owne confessyon lyckely
90
To make your selfe a fole quyckely
For I perceyue ye wolde obtayne
No nother thynge for all your payne
But onely grace your soule to saue
Nowe marke in this what wyt ye haue
95
To seke so farre and helpe so nye
Euen here at home is remedy.
For at your dore my selfe doth dwell
Who coulde haue saued your soule as well
As all your wyde wandrynge shall do
100
Though ye wente thryes to Iericho
Nowe syns ye myght haue spedde at home
What haue ye wone by ronnyng at Rome.

Palmer.
If this be true that ye haue moued
Then is my wyt in dede reproued
105
But let vs here fyrste what ye are

Pardonar.
Truly I am a pardoner.

Palmer.
Truely a pardoner that may be true
But a true pardoner doth nat ensew
Ryght selde is it sene or neuer.
110
That treuth and pardoners dwell together
For be your pardons neuer so great
Yet them to enlarge ye wyll nat let
With suche lyes that oftymes Cryste wot
Ye seme to haue that ye haue nat
115
Wherfore I went my selfe to the selfe thynge
In euery place and without faynynge
Had as muche pardon there assuredly
As ye can promyse me here doutefully
Howe be it I thynke ye do but scofte
120
But yf ye hadde all the pardon ye kepe of
And no whyt of pardon graunted
In any place where I haue haunted
Yet of my labour I nothynge repent.
God hathe respect how eche tyme is spent
125
And as in his knowlege all is regarded
so by his goodnes all is rewarded

Pardonar.
By the fyrste parte of this laste tale
It semeth you come late from the ale
For reason on your syde so farre doth fayle
130
That ye leue sonyng and begyn to rayle
Wherin ye forget your owne parte clerely
For ye be as vntrue as I
And in one poynte ye are beyonde me
For ye may lye by aucthoryte
135
And all that hath wandred so farre
That no man can be theyr controller
And where ye esteme your labour so muche
I say yet agayne my pardons be suche
That yf there were a thousande soules on a hepe
140
I wolde brynge them all to heuen as good chepe
As ye haue brought your selfe on pylgrymage
In the leste quarter of your vyage
Whiche is farre a thys syde heuen by god
There your labour and pardon is od
145
With smale cost and without any payne
These pardons bryngeth them to heuen playne
Geue me but a peny or two pens
And as sone as the soule departeth hens
In halfe an houre or thre quarters at moste
150
The soule is in heuen with the holy ghost

Potycary.
sende ye any soules to heuen by water

Pardoner.
If we dyd syr what is the mater

Potycary.
By god I haue a drye soule shulde thyther
I praye you let our soules go to heuen togyther
155
so bysy you twayne be in soules helth
May nat a potycary come in by stelth
Yes that I wyll by saynt Antony
And by the leue of thys company
Proue ye false knaues bothe or we goo
160
In parte of your sayenges as thys lo
Thou by thy trauayle thynkest heuen to gete
And thou by pardons and relyques countest no lete
To sende thyne owne soule to heuen sure
And all other whome thou lyste to procure
165
If I toke an accyon then were they blanke
For lyke theues the knaues rob away my thanke
All soules in heuen hauynge relefe
shall they thanke your craftes nay thanke myn chefe
No soule ye knowe entreth heuen gate
170
Tyll from the bodye he be separate
And whome haue ye knowen dye hostlye
Without helpe of the potycary
Nay all that commeth to our handlynge
Except ye happe to come to hangynge
175
That way perchaunce ye shall nat myster
To go to heuen without a glyster
But be ye sure I wolde be wo
If ye shulde chaunge to begyle me so
As good to lye with me a nyght
180
As hange abrode in the mone lyght
There is no choyse to fle my hande
But as I sayd into the bande
syns of our soules the multitude
I sende to heuen when all is vewed
185
Who shulde but I then all togyther
Haue thanke of all theyr commynge thyther

Pardoner.
If ye kylde a thousande in an houre space
When come they to heuen dyenge from state of grace

Potycary.
If a thousāde pardons about your neckes were teyd
190
When come they to heuen yf they neuer dyed

Palmer.
Longe lyfe after good workes in dede
Doth hynder mannes receyt of mede
And deth before one dewty done
May make vs thynke we dye to sone
195
Yet better tary a thynge then haue it
Then go to sone and vaynly craue it

Pardoner.
The longer ye dwell in communicacion
The lesse shall you lyke thys ymagynacyon
For ye may perceyue euen at the fyrst chop
200
Your tale is trapt in such a stop
That at the leste ye seme worse then we

Potycary.
By the masse I holde vs nought all thre

Pedler.
By our lady then haue I gone wronge
And yet to be here I thought longe

Potycary.
205
Brother ye haue gone wronge no wyt
I prayse your fortune and your wyt
That can dyrecte you so discretely
To plante you in this company
Thou palmer and thou a pardoner
210
I a potycary.

Pedler.
And I a pedler

Potycary.
Nowe on my fayth full well watched
Were the deuyll were we foure hatched

Pedler.
That maketh no mater syns we be matched
215
I coulde be mery yf that I catchyd
some money for parte of the ware in my packe

Potycary.
What the deuyll hast thou there at thy backe

Pedler.
Why dost thou nat knowe that euery pedled
In euery tryfull must be a medler
220
specyally in womens tryflynges
Those vse we chefe aboue all thynges
Whiche thynges to se yf ye be disposed
Beholde what ware here is disclosed
Thys gere sheweth it selfe in suche bewte
225
That eche man thynketh it sayth come bye me
Loke were your selfe can lyke to be chooser
Your selfe shall make pryce though I be looser
Is here nothynge for my father Palmer
Haue ye nat a want on in a corner
230
For your walkyng to holy places
By cryste I haue herde of as straunge cases
Who lyueth in loue or loue wolde wynne
Euen at this packe he must begynne
Where is ryght many a proper token
235
Of whiche by name parte shall be spoken
Gloues, pynnes, combes, glasses vnspottyd
Pomanders, hookes, and lasses knotted
Broches, rynges, and all maner bedes
Lace rounde and flat for womens hedes
240
Nedyls, threde thymbell, shers, and all suche knackes
Where louers be no suche thynges lackes
sypers swathbondes rybandes and sleue laces
Gyrdyls, knyues, purses, and pyncases.

Potycary.
Do women bye theyr pyncases of you.

Pedler.
245
Ye that they do I make god a vow

Potycary.
so mot I thryue then for my parte
I be shrewe thy knaues nakyd herte
For makynge my wyfe ys pyncase so wyde
The pynnes fall out they can nat abyde
250
Great pynnes must she haue one or other
Yf she lese one she wyll fynde an other
Wherin I fynde cause to complayne
New pynnes to her pleasure and my payne

Pardoner.
syr ye seme well sene in womens causes
255
I praye you tell me what causeth this
That women after theyr arysynge
Be so longe in theyr apparelynge

Pedler.
Forsoth women haue many lettes
And they be masked in many nettes
260
As frontlettes, fyllettes, parlettes, and barcelettes
And then theyr bonettes and theyr poynettes
By these lettes and nettes the lette is suche
That spede is small whan haste is muche.

Potycary.
An other cause why they come nat forwarde
265
Whiche maketh them dayly to drawe backwarde
And yet is a thynge they can nat forbere
The trymmynge and pynnynge vp theyr gere
specyally theyr fydlyng with the tayle pyn
And when they wolde haue it prycke in
270
If it chaunce to double in the clothe
Then be they wode and swereth an othe
Tyll it stande ryght they wyll nat forsake it
Thus though it may nat yet wolde they make it
But be ye sure they do but defarre it
275
For when they wolde make it ofte tymes marre it
But prycke them and pynne them as nyche, as ye wyll
And yet wyll they loke for pynnynge styll
so that I durste holde you a ioynt
Ye shall neuer haue them at a fall poynt

Pedler.
280
Let womens maters passe and marke myne
What euer theyr poyntes be, these poyntes be fyne
Wherfore yf ye be wyllynge to bye
Ley downe money, come of quyckely.

Palmer.
Nay by my trouth we be lyke fryers
285
We are but beggers we be no byers

Pardoner.
syr ye maye showe your ware for your mynde
But I thynke ye shall no profyte fynde

Pedler.
Well though thys your ney acquyte no coste
Yet thynke I nat my labour loste
290
For by the fayth of my body
I lyke full well thys company
Vp shall this packe for it is playne
I came not hyther al for gayne
Who may nat play one day in a weke
295
May thynke hys thryfte is farre to seke
Deuyse what pastyme ye thynke beste
And make ye sure to fynde me prest

Potycary.
Why be ye so vnyuersall
That you can do what so euer ye shall.

Pedler.
300
syr yf ye lyste to appose me
What I can do then shall ye se.

Potycary.
Than tell me thys be ye perfyt in drynkynge

Pedler.
Perfyt in drynkynge as may be wysht by thynkyng

Potycary.
Then after your drynkyng how fall ye to wynkyng

Pedler.
305
syr after drynkynge whyle the shot is tynkynge
some hedes be swymmyng but myne wyl be synkynge
And vpon drynkynge myne eyse wyll be pynkynge
For wynkynge to drynkynge is alway lynkynge.

Potycary·
Then drynke and slepe ye can well do
310
But yf ye were desyred therto
I pray you tell me can you synge

Pedler.
syr I haue some syght in syngynge.

Potycary.
But is your brest any thynge swete.

Pedler.
What euer my breste be, my voyce is mete.

Potycary.
315
That answere sheweth you a ryght syngynge man
Now what is your wyll good father than.

Palmer.
What helpeth wyll where is no skyll

Pardoner.
And what helpeth skyll where is no wyt.

Potycary.
For wyll or skyll what helpeth it
320
Where frowarde knaues be lackynge wyll
Leue of thys curyosytie
And who that lyste synge after me.

Here they synge.

Pedler.
Thys lyketh me well so mot I the.

Pardoner.
so helpe me god it lyketh nat me
325
Where company is met and well agreed
Good pastyme doth ryght well in dede
But who can syt in dalyaunce
Men syt in suche a variaunce
As we were set or ye came in
330
Whiche stryfe thys man dyd fyrst begynne
Allegynge that suche men as vse
For loue of god nat and refuse
On fot to goo from place to place
A pylgrymage callynge for grace
335
shall in that payne with penitence
Obtayne discharge of conscyence
Comparynge that lyfe for the beste
Enduccyon to our endles reste
Vpon these wordes our mater grewe
340
For yf he coulde auow them true
As good to be a gardener
As for to be a pardoner
But when I harde hym so farre wyde
I then aproched and replyed
345
sayenge this that this indulgence
Hauyng the forsayd penitence
Dyschargeth man of all offence
With muche more profyt then this pretence
I aske but two pens at the moste
350
I wys this is nat very great coste
And from all payne without dyspayre
My soule for his kepe euen his chayre
And when he dyeth he may be sure
To come to heuen euen at pleasure
355
And more then heuen he can nat get
How farre so euer he lyste to iet
Then is hys payne more then hys wit
To wake to heuen syns he may syt
syr as we were in this contencion
360
In came thys daw with hys inuencyon
Reuelynge vs hym selfe auauntynge
That all the soules to heuen assendynge
Are most bounde to the potycary
Bycause he helpeth most men to dye
365
Before whiche deth he sayeth in dede
No soule in heuen can haue hys mede

Pedler
Why do potycaries kyll men.

Potycary.
By god men say so now and then.

Pedler.
And I thought ye wolde nat haue myst
370
To make men lyue as longe as ye lyste.

Potycary.
As longe as we lyste, nay longe as they can.

Pedler.
so myght we lyue without you than.

Potycary.
Ye but yet it is necessary
For to haue a potycary
375
For when ye fele your conscyens redy
I can sende you to heuen quyckly
Wherfore concernynge our mater here
Aboue these twayne I am best clere
And yf he lyste to take me so
380
I am content you and no mo
shall be our iudge as in thys case
Whiche of vs thre shall take the best place

Pedler.
I neyther wyll iudge the beste nor worste
For be ye bleste or be ye curste
385
Ye know it is no whyt my sleyght
To be a iudge in maters of weyght
It behoueth no pedlers nor proctours
To take on them iudgemente as doctours
But yf your myndes be onely set
390
To worke for soule helthe ye be well met
For eche of you somwhat doth showe
That soules towarde heuen by you do growe
Then yf ye can so well agree
To contynue togyther all thre
395
And all you thre obey on wyll
Then all your myndes ye may fulfyll
As yf ye came all to one man
Who shulde goo pylgrymage more then he can
In that ye palmer as debite
400
May clerely dyscharde hym parde
And for all other syns ones had contryssyon
Your pardons geueth hym full remyssyon
And then ye mayster potycary
May sende hym to heuen by and by.

Potycary.
405
Yf he taste this boxe nye aboute the pryme
By the masse he is in heuen or euen longe tyme
My craft is suche that I can ryght well
sende my fryndes to heuen and my selfe to hell
But syrs marke this man for he is wyse
410
How coulde deuyse suche a deuyce
For yf we thre may be as one
Then be we lordes euerychone
Betwene vs all coulde nat be myste
To saue the soules of whome we lyste
415
But for good order at a worde
Twayne of vs must wayte on the thyrde
And vnto that I do agree
For bothe you twayne shall wayt on me
What chaunce is this that suche an elfe
420
Commaunded two knaues be, besyde hym selfe

Pardoner.
Nay nay my frende that wyll nat be
I am to good to wayt on the.

Palmer.
By our lady and I wolde be loth
To wayt on the better on you both

Pedler.
425
Yet be ye sewer for all thys dout
Thys waytynge must be brought about
Men can nat prosper wylfully ledde
All thynge decayed where is no hedde
Wherfore doutlesse marke what I say
430
To one of you thre twayne must obey
And synnes ye can nat agree in voyce
Who shall be hed, there is no choyse
But to deuyse some maner thynge
Wherin ye all be lyke connynge
435
And in the same who can do beste
The other twayne to make them preste
In euery thynge of hys entente
Holly to be at commaundement
And now haue I founde one mastry
440
That ye can do in dyfferently
And is nother sellynge nor byenge
But euyn only very lyenge
And all ye thre can lye as well
As can the falsest deuyll in hell
445
And though afore ye harde me grudge
In greater maters to be your iudge
Yet in lyeng I can some skyll
And yf I shall be iudge I wyll
And be ye sure without flatery
450
Where my consciens fyndeth the mastrye
Ther shall my iudgement strayt be founde
Though I myght wynne a thousande pounde

Palmer.
syr for lyeng though I can do it
Yet am I loth for to goo to it

Pedler.
455
Ye haue nat cause to feare to be bolde
For ye may be here vncontrolled
And ye in this haue good auauntage
For lyeng is your comen vsage
And you in lyenge be well spedde
460
For all your craft doth stande in falshed
Ye nede nat care who shall begyn
For eche of you may hope to wyn
Now speke all thre euyn as ye fynde
Be ye agreed to folowe my mynde

Palmer.
465
Ye by my trouth I am contente.

Pardoner.
Now in good fayth and I assente

Potycary.
If I denyed I were a nody
For all is myne by goddes body.

Here the potycary hoppeth.

Palmer.
Here were a hopper to hop for the rynge
470
But syr thys gere goth nat by hoppynge.

Potycary.
syr in this hopynge I wyll hop so well
That my tonge shall hop aswell as my hele
Vpon whiche hoppynge I hope and nat doute it
To hope so that ye shall hope without

Palmer.
475
syr I wyll neyther boste ne brawll
But take suche fortune as may fall
And yf ye wynne this maystry
I wyll obaye you quietly
And sure I thynke that quietnesse
480
In any man is great rychesse
In any maner company
To rule or be ruled indifferently.

Pardoner.
By that bost thou semest a begger in dede
What can thy quyetnesse helpe vs at nede
485
Yf we shulde starue thou hast nat I thynke
One peny to bye vs one potte of drynke
Nay yf rychesse myghe rule the roste
Beholde what cause I haue to boste
Lo here be pardons halfe a dosyn
490
For gostely ryches they haue no cosyn
And more ouer to me they brynge
sufficient succour for my lyuynge
And here be relykes of suche a kynde
As in this worlde no man can fynde
495
Knele downe all thre and when ye leue kyssynge
Who lyste to offer shall haue my blyssynge
Frendes here shall ye se euyn anone
Of all Hallows the blessyd iaw bone
Kys it hardely with good deuocion

Potycary.
500
Thys kysse shall brynge vs muche promocyon
Fogh, by saynt sauyour I neuer kyst a wars
Ye were as good kysse all hallows ars
For by all halows me thynketh
That all halows breth stynketh

Palmer.
505
Ye iudge all halows breth vnknowen
Yf any breth stynke it is your owne.

Potycary.
I knowe myne owne breth from all halows
Or els it were tyme to kysse the galows.

Pardoner.
Nay syrs beholde here may ye se
510
The great toe of the trinite
Who to thys toe any money voweth
And ones may role it in his moueth
All hys lyfe after I vndertake
He shall be ryd of the toth ake.

Potycary.
515
I praye you torne that relyke aboute
Other the Trinite had the goute
Or elles bycause it is .iii. toes in one
God made it muche as thre toes alone.

Potycary.
Well lette that passe and loke vpon thys
520
Here is a relyke that doth nat mys
To helpe the leste aswell as the moste
This is a buttocke bone of Pentecoste.

Potycary.
By chryste and yet for all your boste
Thys relyke hath be shyten the roste

Pardoner.
525
Marke well thys relyke here is awhipper
My frendes vnfayned here is a slypper
Of one of the seuen slepers be sure
Doutiesse thys kys shall do you great pleasure
For all these two dayes it shall so ease you
530
That none other sauours shall displease you.

Potycary.
All these two dayes, nay all thys two yere
For all the sauours that may come here
Can be no worse for at a worde
One of the seuen slepers trode in a torde.

Pedler.
535
syr me thynketh your deuocion is but smal

Pardoner.
small mary me thynketh he hath none at all.

Potycary.
What the deuyll care I what ye thynke
shall I prayse relykes when they stynke.

Pardoner.
Here is an eye toth of the great Turke
540
Whose eyes be ones sette on thys pece of worke
May happely lese parte of his eye syght
But nat all tyll he be blynde out ryght.

Potycary.
What so euer any other man seeth
I haue no deuacion to Turkes teeth
545
For all though I neuer sawe a greter
Yet me thynketh I haue sene many better.

Pardoner.
Here is a box full of humble bees
That stonge Eue as she sat on her knees
Tastynge the frute to her forbydden
550
Who kysseth the bees within this hydden
shall haue as muche pardon of ryght
As for any relyke he kyst thys nyght.

Palmer.
syr I wyll kysse them with all my herte.

Potycary.
Kysse them agayne and take my parte
555
For I am nat worthy, nay lette be
Those bees that stonge Eue shall nat stynge me.

Pardoner.
Good frendes I haue yet here in thys glas
Whiche on the drynke at the weddynge was
Of Adam and Eue vndoutedly
560
If ye honor this relyke deuoutly
All though ye thurste no whyt the lesse
Yet shall ye drynke the more doutlesse
After whiche drynkynge ye shall be as mete
To stande on your hede as on your fete

Potycary.
565
Ye mary now I can ye thanke
In presents of thys the reste be blanke
Wolde god this relyke had come rather
Kysse that relyke well good father
suche is the payne that ye palmers take
570
To kysse the pardon bowle for the drynke sake
O holy yeste that loketh full sowr and stale
For goddes body helpe me to a cuppe of ale
The more I be holde the, the more I thurste
The oftener I kysse the, more lyke to burste
575
But syns I kysse the so deuoutely
Hyre me and helpe me with drynke tyll I dye
What so muche prayenge and so lytell spede

Pardoner.
Ye for god knoweth whan it is nede
To sende folkes drynke but by saynt Antony
580
I wene he hath sent you to muche all redy.

Potycary.
If I haue neuer the more for the
Then be the relykes no ryches to me
Nor to thy selfe excepte they be
More benefycyall then I can se
585
Rycher is one boxe of his tryacle
Then all thy relykes that do no myrakell
It thou haddest prayed but halfe so muche to me
As I haue prayed to thy relykes and the
Nothynge concernynge myne occupacion
590
But streyght shulde haue wrought in operacyon
And as in value I pas you an ace
Here lyeth muche rychesse in lytell space
I haue a boxe of rebarb here
Whiche is as deynty as it is dere
595
so helpe me god and hollydam
Of this I wolde nat geue a deam
To the beste frende I haue in Englandes grounde
Though he wolde geue me .xx. pounde
For though the stomake do it abhor
600
It pourget you cleue from the color
And maketh you stomake sore to walter
That ye shall neuer come to the halter

Pedler.
Then is that medycyn a souerayn thynge
To preserue a man from hangynge.

Potycary.
605
If ye wyll taste bout thys crome that ye se
If euer ye be hanged neuer truste me
Here haue I diapompholicus
A speciall oyntement as doctours discuse
For a fistela or a canker
610
Thys oyntement is euen shot anker
For this medecyn helpeth one and other
Or bryngeth them in case that they nede no other
Here is syrapus de Byzansis
A lytell thynge is Inough of this
615
For euen the weyght of one scryppull
shall make you stronge as a cryppull
Here be other as diosfialios
Diagalanga and sticados
Blanka manna diospoliticon
620
Mercury sublyme and metridaticon
Pelitory and arsefetita
Cassy and colloquintita
These be the thynges that breke all stryfe
Betwene mannes sycknes and his lyfe
625
From all payne these shall you deleuer
And set you euen at reste for euer
Here is a medecyn no mo lyke the same
Whiche comenly is called thus by name
Alikakabus or Alkakengy
630
A goodly thynge for dogges that be mangy
suche be these medycynes that I can
Helpe a dogge as well as a man
Nat one thynge here partycularly
But worketh vniuersally
635
For it doth me as muche good when I sell it
As all the byers that taste it or smell it
Now syns my medycyns be so specyall
And in operacion so generall
And redy to worke when so euer they shall
640
so that in ryches I am principall
Yf any rewarde may entreat ye
I besech your mashyp be good to me
And ye shall haue a boxe of marmelade
so fyne that ye may dyg it with a spade.

Pedler.
645
syr I thanke you but your rewarde
Is nat the thynge that I regarde
I muste and wyll be indifferent
Wherfore procede in your intente.

Potycary.
Nowe yf I wyst thys wysh no synne
650
I wolde to god I myght begynne.

Pardoner.
I am content that thou lye fyrste

Palmer.
Euen so am I and say thy worste
Now let vs here of all thy lyes
The greatest lye thou mayst deuyse
655
And in the fewyst wordes thou can

Potycary.
Forsoth ye be an honest man.

Palmer.
There sayde ye muche but yet no lye.

Pardoner.
Now lye ye bothe by our lady
Thou lyest in bost of hys honestie
660
And he hath lyed in affyrmynge the

Potycary.
Yf we both lye and ye say true
Then of these lyes your parte adew
And yf ye wyn make none auaunt
For ye are sure of one yll seruaunte
665
Ye may perceyue by the wordes he gaue
He taketh your mashyp but for a knaue
But who tolde true or lyed in dede
That wyll I knowe or we procede
syr after that I fyrste began
670
To prayse you for an honest man
When ye affyrmed it for no lye
Now by our fayth speke euen truely
Thought ye your affyrmacion true.

Palmer.
Ye mary I for I wolde ye knewe
675
I thynke my selfe an honest man.

Potycary.
What thought ye in the contrary than.

Pardoner.
In that I sayde the contrary
I thynke from trouth I dyd nat vary.

Potycary.
And what of my wordes.

Pardoner.
680
I thought ye lyed.

Potycary.
And so thought I by god that dyed
Nowe haue you twayne eche for hym selfe layde
That none hath lyed out but both reuelayd
And of vs twayne none hath denyed
685
But both affyrmed that I haue lyed
Now syns both your trouth confes
And that we both my lye so witnes
That twayne of vs thre in one agree
And that the lyer the wynner must be
690
Who coulde prouyde suche euydens
As I haue done in this pretens
Me thynketh this mater sufficient
To cause you to gyue iudgement
And to gyue me the mastrye
695
For ye perceyue these knaues can nat lye

Palmer.
Though nother of vs as yet had lyed
Yet what we can do is vntryed
For yet we haue deuysed nothynge
But answered you and geuen hyrynge

Pedler.
700
Therfore I haue deuysed one waye
Wherby all thre your myndes may saye
For eche of you one tale shall tell
And whiche of you telleth most meruell
And most vnlyke to be true
705
shall most preuayle what euer ensew.

Potycary.
If ye be set in merualynge
Then shall ye here a meruaylouse thynge
And though in dede all be nat true
Yet suer the most parte shall be new
710
I dyd a cure no lenger a go
But Anno domini millelimo
On a woman yonge and so fayre
That neuer haue I sene a gayre
God saue all women from that lyknes
715
This want on had the fallen syknes
Whiche by dissent came lynyally
For her mother had it naturally
Wherfore this woman to recure
It was more harde ye may be sure
720
But though I boste my crafte is suche
That in suche thynges I can do muche
How ofte she fell were muche to reporte
But her hed so gydy and her helys so shorte
That with the twynglynge of an eye
725
Downe wolde she falle euyn by and by
But or she wolde aryse agayne
I shewed muche practyse muche to my payne
For the tallest man within this towne
shulde nat with ease haue broken her sowne
730
All though for lyfe I dyd nat doute her
Yet dyd I take more payne about her
Then I wolde take with my owne syster
syr at the last I gaue her a glyster
I thrust a thampyon in her tewell
735
And bad her kepe it for a iewell
But I knewe it so heuy to cary
That I was sure it wolde nat tary
For where gonpouder is ones fyerd
The tampyon wyll no lenger be hyerd
740
Whiche was well sene in tyme of thys chaunce
For when I had charged this ordynaunce
sodeynly as it had thonderd
Euen at a clap losed her bumberd
Now marke for here begynneth the reuell
745
This tampion flew .x. longe myle leuell
To a fayre castell of lyme and stone
For strength I knowe nat suche a one
Whiche stode vpon an hyll full hye
At fote wherof a ryuer ranne bye
750
so depe tyll chaunce had it forbyden
Well myght the regent there haue ryden
But when this tampyon on thys castell lyght
It put the castels so farre to flyght
That downe they came eche vpon other
755
No stone lefte standynge by goddes mother
But rolled downe so faste the hyll
In suche a nomber and so dyd fyll
From botom to bryme from shore to shore
Thys forsayd ryuer so depe before
760
That who lyste nowe to walke therto
May wade it ouer and wet no shoo
so was thys castell layd wyde open
That euery man myght se the token
But in a good houre maye these wordes be spoken
765
After the tampyon on the walles was wroken
And pece by pece in peces broken
And she delyuered with suche violens
Of all her inconueniens
I left her in good helth and luste
770
And so she doth contynew I truste.

Pedler.
syr in your cure I can nothynge tell
But to our purpose ye haue sayd well.

Pardoner.
Well syr then marke what I can say
I haue ben a pardoner many a day
775
And done greater cures gostely
Then euer he dyd bodely
Namely thys one whiche ye shall here
Of one departed within thys seuen yere
A frende of myne and lykewyse I
780
To her agayne was as frendly
Who fell so syke so sodeynly
That dede she was euen by and by
And neuer spake with preste nor clerke
Nor had no whyt of thys holy warke
785
For I was thens it coulde nat be
Yet harde I say she asked for me
But when I bethought me howe thys chaunced
And that I haue to heuen auaunced
so many soules to me but straungers
790
And coude nat kepe my frende from daungers
But she to dy so daungerously
For her soule helth especyally
That was the thynge that greued me soo
That nothynge coulde release my woo
795
Tyll I had tryed euen out of hande
In what estate her soule dyd stande
For whiche tryall shorte tale to make
I toke thys iourney for her sake
Geue eare for here begynneth the story
800
From hens I went to purgatory
And toke with me thys gere in my fyste
Wherby I may do there what I lyste
I knocked and was let in quyckly
But lorde how lowe the soules made curtesy
805
And I to euery soule agayne
Dyd gyue a beck them to retayne
And axed them thys question than
Yf that the soule of suche a woman
Dyd late amonge them there appere
810
Wherto they sayd she came nat here
Then ferd I muche it was nat well
Alas thought I she is in hell
For with her lyfe I was so acqueynted
That sure I thought she was nat saynted
815
With thys it chaunced me to snese
Christe helpe quoth a soule that ley for his fees
Those wordes quoth I thou shalt nat lees
Then with these pardons of all degrees
I payed hys tole and set hym so quyght
820
That strayt to heuen he toke his flyght
And I from thens to hell that nyght
To help this woman yf I myght
Nat as who sayth by outhorite
But by the waye of entreate
825
And fyrst the deuyll that kept the gate
I came and spake after this rate
All hayle syr deuyll and made lowe curtesy
Welcome quoth he thys smillyngly
He knew me well and I at laste
830
Remembred hym syns longe tyme paste
For as good happe wolde haue it chaunce
Thys deuyll and I were of olde acqueyntaunce
For oft in the play of corpus Cristi
He hath played the deuyll at Couentry
835
By his acqueyntaunce and my behauoure
He shewed to me ryght frendly fauoure
And to make my returne the shorter
I sayd to this deuyll good mayster porter
For all olde loue yf it lye in your power
840
Helpe me to speke with my lorde and your
Be sure quoth he no tongue can tell
What tyme thou coudest haue come so well
For thys daye lucyfer fell
Whiche is our festyuall in hell
845
Nothynge vnreasonable craued thys day
That shall in hell haue any nay
But yet be ware thou come nat in
Tyll tyme thou may thy pasporte wyn
Wherfore stande styll and I wyll wyd
850
Yf I can get thy saue condyt
He taryed nat but shortely gat it
Vnder seale and the deuyls hande at it
In ample wyse as ye shall here
Thus it began Lucyfere
855
By the power of god chyefe deuyll of hell
To all the deuyls that there do dwell
And euery of them we sende gretynge
Vnder streygyt charge and commaundynge
That they aydynge and assystent be
860
To suche a pardoner and maned me
so that he may at lybertie
Passe saue without hys ieopardy
Tyll that he be from vs extyncte
And clerely out of helles precincte
865
And hys pardons to kepe sauegarde
We wyll they lye in the porters warde
Geuyn in the fornes of our palys
In our hye courte of maters of malys
suche a day and yere of our reyne
870
God saue the deuyll quoth I for playue
I truste thys wrytynge to be sure
Then put thy truste quoth he in euer
syns thou art sure to take no harme
Thys deuyll and I walket arme in arme
875
so farre tyll he had brought me thyther
Where all the deuyls of hell togyther
stode in a ray in suche apparell
As for that day there metely fell
Theyr hornes well gylt theyr clowes full clene
880
Theyr taylles well kempt and as I wene
With sothery butter theyr bodyes anoynted
I neuer sawe deuyls so well appoynted
The mayster deuyll sat in his iacket
And all the soules were playnge at racket
885
None other rackettes they hadde in hande
saue euery soule a good fyre brande
Wherwith they played so pretely
That Lucyfer laughed merely
And all the resedew of the frendes
890
Dyd laugh full well togytther lyke frendes
But of my frende I sawe no whyt
Nor durst nat axe for her as yet
Anone all this rout was brought in silens
And I by an vsher brought in presens
895
Then to Lucyfer low as I coude
I knelyd whiche he so well alowde
That thus he beckte and by saynt Antony
He smyled on me well fauoredly
Bendynge hys browes as brode as barne durres
900
shakynge hys eares as ruged as burres
Rolynge hys yes as rounde as two bushels
Flastynge the fyre out of his nose thryls
Gnashynge hys teeth so baynglorousely
That me thought tyme to fall to flatery
905
Wherwith I tolde as I shall tell
O plesant pycture O prince of hell
Feuered in fashyon abominable
And syns that is inestimable
For me to prayse the worthyly
910
I leue of prays vnworthy
To geue the prays besechynge the
To heare my sewte and then to be
so good to graunt the thynge I craue
And to be shorte thys wolde I haue
915
The soule of one whiche hyther is flytted
Deliuered hens and to me remitted
And in thys doynge though al be nat quyt
Yet some parte I shall deserue it
As thus I am a pardoner
920
And ouer soules as a controller
Thorough out the erth my power doth stande
Where many a soule lyeth on my hande
That spede in maters as I vse them
As I receyue them or refuse them
925
Wherby what tyme thy pleasure is
I shall requyre any part of thys
The leste deuyll here that can come thyther
shall chose a soule and brynge hym hyther
Nowe quoth the deuyll we are well pleased
930
What is hys name thou woldest haue eased
Nay quoth I be it good or euyll
My comynge is for a she deuyll
What calste her quoth he thou horyson
Forsoth quoth I Margery coorson
935
Now by our honour sayd Lucyfer
No deuyll in hell shall witholde her
And yf thou woldest haue twenty mo
Were nat for iustyce they shulde goo
For all we deuyls within thys den
940
Haue more to do with two women
Then with all the charge we haue besyde
Wherfore yf thou our frende wyll be tryed
Aply thy pardons to women so
That vnto vs there come no mo
945
To do my beste I promysed by othe
Whiche I haue kepte for as the fayth goth
At thys dayes to heuen I do procure
Ten women to one man be sure
Then of Lucyfer my leue I toke
950
And streyght vnto the mayster coke
I was hadde into the kechyn
For Margaryes offyce was ther in
All thynge handled there discretely
For euery soule bereth offyce metely
955
Whiche myght be sene to se her syt
so bysely turnynge of the spyt
For many a spyt here hath she turned
And many a good spyt hath she burned
And many a spyt full hoth hath tosted
960
Before the meat coulde be halfe rosted
And or the meate were halfe rosted in dede
I toke her then fro the spyt for spede
But when she sawe thys brought to pas
To tell the ioy wherin she was
965
And of all the deuyls for ioy how they
Dyd rore at her delyuery
And how the cheynes in hell dyd rynge
And how all the soules therin dyd synge
And how we were brought to the gate
970
And how we toke our leue therat
Be suer lacke of tyme sufferyth nat
To reherse the .xx. parte of that
Wherfore thys tale to conclude breuely
Thys woman thanked me chyefly
975
That she was ryd of thys endles deth
And so we departed on new market heth
And yf that any man do mynde her
Who lyste to seke her there shall he fynde her

Pedler.
syr ye haue sought her wonders well
980
And where ye founde her as ye tell
To here the chaunce ye founde in hell
I fynde ye were in great parell.

Palmer.
His tale is all muche parellous
But parte is muche more meruaylous
985
As where he sayde the deuyls complayne
That women put them to suche payne
By theyr condicions so croked and crabbed
Frowardly fashonde so waywarde and wrabbed
so farre in deuision and sturrynge suche stryfe
990
That all the deuyls be wery of theyr lyfe
This in effect he tolde for trueth
Wherby muche muruell to me ensueth
That women in hell suche shrewes can be
And here so gentyll as farre as I se
995
Yet haue I sene many a myle
And many a woman in the whyle
Nat one good cytye, towne, nor borough
In cristendom but I haue ben through
And this I wolde ye shulde vnderstande
1000
I haue sene women .v. hundred thousande
And oft with them haue longe tyme maryed
Yet in all places where I haue ben
Of all the women that I haue sene
I neuer sawe nor knewe in my consyens
1005
Any one woman out of paciens.

Potycary.
By the masse there is a greatlye

Pardoner.
I neuer harde a greater by our lady

Pedler.
A greater nay knowe ye any so great.

Palmer.
syr whether that I lose or get
1010
For my parte iudgement shall be prayed.

Pardoner.
And I desyer as he hath sayd

Potycary.
Procede and ye shall be obeyed.

Pedler.
Then shall nat iudgement be delayd
Of all these thre yf eche mannes tale
1015
In Poules churche yarde were set on sale
In some mannes hande that hath the sleyghte
He shulde sure sell these tales by weyght
For as they wey so be they worth
But whiche weyth beste to that now forth
1020
syr all the tale that ye dyd tell
I bere in mynde and yours as well
And as ye sawe the mater metely
so lyed ye bothe well and discretely
Yet were your lyes with the lest truste me
1025
For yf ye had sayd ye had made fle
Ten tampyons out of ten womens tayles
Ten tymes ten myle to ten castels or iayles
And fyll ten ryuers ten tymes so depe
As ten of that whiche your castell stones dyde kepe
1030
Or yf ye ten tymes had bodely
Fet ten soules out of purgatory
And ten tymes so many out of hell
Yet by these ten bonnes I coulde ryght well
Ten tymes sonner all that haue beleued
1035
Then the tenth parte of that he hath meued.

Potycary.
Two knaues before .i. lacketh .ii. knaues of fyue
Then one and then one and bothe knaues a lyue
Then two and then two and thre at a cast
Thou knaue and thou knaue and thou knaue at laste
1040
Nay knaue yf ye tryme by nomber
I wyll as knauyshly you accomber
Your mynde is all on your pryuy tythe
For all in ten me thynketh your wit lythe
Now ten tymes I beseche hym that hye syttes
1045
Thy wyfes .x. cōmaūdementes may serch thy .v. wittes
Then ten of my tordes in ten of thy teth
And ten of thy nose whiche euery man seth
And twenty tymes ten this wyshe I wolde
That thou haddest ben hanged at ten yere olde
1050
For thou goest about to make me a slaue
I wyll thou knowe yf I am a gentylman knaue
And here is an other shall take my parte.

Pardoner.
Nay fyrste I be shrew your knaues herte
Or I take parte in your knauery
1055
I wyll speke fayre by one lady
syr I beseche your mashyp to be
As good as ye can be to me.

Pedler.
I wolde be glade to do you good
And hym also be he neuer so wood
1060
But dout you nat I wyll now do
The thynge my consciens ledeth me to
Both your tales I take farre impossyble
Yet take I his father incredyble
Nat only the thynge it selfe alloweth it
1065
But also the boldenes therof auoweth it
I knowe nat where your tale to trye
Nor yours but in hell or purgatorye
But hys boldnes hath faced a lye
That may be tryed euyn in thys companye
1070
As yf ye lyste to take thys order
Amonge the women in thys border
Take thre of the yongest and thre of the oldest
Thre of the hotest and thre of the coldest
Thre of the wysest and thre of the shrewdest
1075
Thre of the lowest and thre of the hyest
Thre of the farthest and thre of the nyest
Thre of the fayrest and thre of the maddest
Thre of the fowlest and thre of the saddest
And when all these threes be had a sonder
1080
Of eche thre two iustly be nomber
shall be founde shrewes excepte thys fall
That ye hap to fynde them shrewes all
Hym selfe for trouth all this doth knowe
And oft hath tryed some of thys rowe
1085
And yet he swereth by his consciens
He neuer saw woman breke paciens
Wherfore consydered with true entente
Hys lye to be so euident
And to appere so euydently
1090
That both you affyrmed it a ly
And that my consciens so depely
so depe hath sought thys thynge to try
And tryed it with mynde indyfferent
Thus I awarde by way of iudgement
1095
Of all the lyes ye all haue spent
Hys lye to be most excellent.

Palmer.
syr though ye were bounde of equyte
To do as ye haue done to me
Yet do I thanke you of your payne
1100
And wyll requyte some parte agayne.

Pardoner.
Mary syr ye can no les do
But thanke hym as muche as it cometh to
And so wyll I do for my parte
Now a vengeaunce on thy knaues harte
1105
I neuer knewe pedler a iudge before
Nor neuer wyll truste pedlynge knaue more
What doest thou there thou horson nody.

Potycary.
By the masse lerne to make curtesy
Curtesy before and curtesy behynde hym
1110
And thenon eche syde the deuyll blynde hym
Nay when I haue it perfytly
Ye shall haue the deuyll and all of curtesy
But it is nat sone lerned brother
One knaue to make curtesy to another
1115
Yet when I am angry that is the worste
I shall call my mayster knaue at the fyrste.

Palmer.
Then wolde some mayster perhappes clowtye
But as for me ye nede nat doute ye
For I had leuer be without ye
1120
Then haue suche besynesse aboute ye.

Pardoner.
so helpe me god so were ye better
What shulde a begger be a ietter
It were no whyt your honestie
To haue vs twayne iet after ye.

Potycary.
1125
syr be ye sure he telleth you true
Yf we shulde wayte thys wolde ensew
It wolde be sayd truste me at a worde
Two knaues made curtesy to the thyrde

Pedler.
Now by my trouth to speke my mynde
1130
syns they be so loth to be assyned
To let them lose I thynke it beste
And so shall ye lyue beste in rest

Palmer.
syr I am nat on them so fonde
To compell them to kepe theyr bonde
1135
And lyns ye lyste nat to wayte on me
I clerely of waytynge dyscharge ye.

Pardoner.
Mary syr I hertely thanke you.

Potycary.
And I lyke wyse I make god auowe

Pedler.
Now be ye all euyn as ye begoon
1140
No man hath loste nor no man hath woon
Yet in the debate wherwith ye began
By waye of aduyse I wyll speke as I can
I do perceyue that pylgrymage
Is chyefe the thynge ye haue in vsage
1145
Wherto in effecte for loue of Chryst
Ye haue or shulde haue bene entyst
And who so doth with suche entent
Doth well declare hys tyme well spent
And so do ye in your pretence
1150
If ye procure thus indulgence
Vnto your neyghbours charytably
For loue of them in god onely
All thys may be ryght well applyed
To shewell you both well occupyed
1155
For though ye walke nat bothe one waye
Yet walkynge thus thys dare I saye
That bothe your walkes come to one ende
And so for all that do pretende
By ayde of goddes grace to ensewe
1160
Any maner kynde of vertue
As some great almyse for to gyue
some in wyllfull pouetie to lyue
some to make hye wayes and suche other warkes
And some to mayntayne prestes and clarkes
1165
To synge and praye for soule departed
These with all other vertues well marked
All though they be of sondry kyndes
Yet be they nat vsed with sondry myndes
But as god only doth all those moue
1170
so euery man onely for his loue
With loue and dred obediently
Worketh in these vertues vnyformely
Thus euery vertue yf we lyste to scan
Is pleasaunt to god and thankfull to man
1175
And who that by grace of the holy goste
To any one vertue is moued moste
That man by that grace that one apply
And therin serue god most plentyfully
Yet nat that one so farre wyde to wreste
1180
so lykynge the same to myssyke the reste
For who so wresteth hys worke is in vayne
And euen in that case I perceyue you twayne
Lykynge your vertue in suche wyse
That eche others vertue you do dyspyse
1185
Who walketh thys way for god wolde fynde hym
The farther they leke hym the farther behynde hym
One kynde of vertue to dyspyse another
Is lyke as the syster myght hange the brother.

Potycary.
For fere lest suche parels to me myght fall
1190
I thanke god I vse no vertue at all

Pedler.
That is of all the very worste waye
For more harde it is as I haue harde saye
To begynne vertue where none is pretendyd
Then where it is begonne the abuse to be mended
1195
How be it ye be nat all to begynne
One syne of vertue ye are entred in
As thys I suppose ye dyd saye true
In that ye sayd ye vse no vertue
In the whiche wordes I dare well reporte
1200
Ye are well be loued of all thys sorte
By your raylynge here openly
At pardons and relyques so leudly.

Potycary.
In that I thynke my faute nat great
For all that he hath I auowe conterfete.

Pedler.
1205
For his and all other that ye knowe fayned
Ye be nother counceled nor constrayned
To any suche thynge in any suche case
To gyue any reuerence in any suche place
But where ye dout the truthe nat knowynge
1210
Beleuynge the beste good may be growynge
In iudgynge the beste no harme at the leste
In iudgynge the worste no good at the beste
But beste in these thynges it semeth to me
To make no iudgement vpon ye
1215
But as the churche doth iudge or take them
so do ye receyue or forsake them
And so be sure ye can nat erre
But may be a frutfull folower.

Potycary.
Go ye before and as I am true man
1220
I wyll folow as faste as I can.

Pardoner.
And so wyll I for he hath sayd so well
Reason wolde we shulde folowe hys counsell.

Palmer.
Then to our reason god gyue vs his grace
That we may folowe with fayth so fermely
1225
His commaundementes, that we maye purchace
Hys loue, and so consequently
To byleue hys churche faste and faythfully
so that we may accordynge to his promyse
Be kepte out of errour in any wyse
1230
And all that hath scapet vs here by neglygence
We clerely reuoke and forsake it
To passe the tyme in thys without offence
Was the cause why the maker dyd make it
And so we humbly beseche you take it
1235
Besechynge our lorde to prosper you all
In the fayth of hys churche vniuersall

Finis.

[ Cast List

Palmer
Pardoner
Apothecary
Pedlar ]

Imprynted at London in Fletestrete at the sygne of the George by Wyllyam Myddylton


Appendix

Textual notes:
The long 's' ('ſ') has been normalized to the modern form. Symbols preceding speech prefixes (☞, ❧) and the first line of speeches (⚜, ¶) have been removed.

In the following list of corrections, the original text precedes closing square bracket:

But yf ye hadde all • he pardon ] the
And no whyt of pa •• on graunted ] pardon
〈…〉 that hath wandred ſo farre ] and all that
In parte of your sayenges as thys • o ] lo
There is no choyſe to • le my hande ] fle
That women after theyr a • yſynge ] arysynge
Forſoth women haue many 〈◊〉] lettes
And they • e ma • ked in many • ettes ] be masked in many nettes
What euer my breſte be, my voyce is mete▪ ] mete.
I a • ke but two pens at the moſte ] aske
How farre ſo euer he lyſte to • et ] iet
Nay nay my fr •• de that wyll nat be ] frende
To wayt on the 〈◊〉 on you both ] better
All thynge decaye • where is no hedde ] decayed
But to deuyſe ſom • maner thynge ] some
Wherin ye all be 〈◊〉 connynge ] lyke
And in the ſame 〈…〉 do beſte ] who can
The other twayne 〈◊〉 make them preſte ] to
In euery thynge 〈…〉 hys entente ] of
Holly to be at com ••• ndement ] commaundement
And now haue I ••• nde one maſtry ] founde
That ye can do in • yfferently ] dyfferently
And is nother ſell •• nge nor byenge ] sellynge
Syr I wyll n •• ther boſte ne brawll ] neyther
But take ſuche fo •• une as may fall ] fortune
And yf ye wynne • • s mayſtry ] this
I wyll obaye you • uietly ] quietly
And ſure I thyn • that quietneſſe ] thynke
In any man is g ••• t rycheſſe ] great
In any maner co • pany ] company
To rule or be rul • d indifferently. ] ruled
By that boſt • ou ſemeſt a begger in dede ] thou
What can thy qu • etneſſe helpe vs at nede ] quyetnesse
Yf we ſhulde ſta • e thou haſt nat I thynke ] starue
One peny to bye • s one potte of drynke ] vs
Knele downe all •• re and when ye leue kyſſynge ] thre
Who lyſte to off • ſhall haue my blyſſynge ] offer
Thys kyſſe ſ • all brynge vs muche promocyon ] shall
Fogh, by ſaynt ••• your I neuer kyſt a wars ] sauyour
Ye were as goo •• yſſe all hallows ars ] good kysse
One of the ſeuen • epers trode in a torde ] slepers
Here is an ey ••• th of the great Turke ] eye toth
Whoſe eyes be on • s ſette on thys pece of worke ] ones
But nat all tyll h •• e blynde out ryght. ] he be
I haue no deuac • on to Turkes teeth ] deuacion
Thoſe bees that • onge Eue ſhall nat ſtynge me. ] stonge
And as in value I pas you an a •• ] ace
Here lyeth muche • ycheſſe in lytell ſpace ] rychesse
I haue a boxe of r •• arb here ] rebarb
For though the ••• make do it abhor ] stomake
It pourget you 〈◊〉 from the color ] cleue
And maketh you • •• omake ſore to walter ] stomake
That ye ſhall 〈◊〉 come to the halter ] neuer
Then is that ••• ycyn a ſouerayn thynge ] medycyn
To preſerue a m ••• rom hangynge. ] man from
If ye wyll • wprd • out thys crome that ye ſe ] taste but
If euer ye be ha •• ed neuer truſte me ] hanged
Here haue I dia •• mpholicus ] diapompholicus
From 〈◊〉 payne theſe ſhall you deleuer ] all
If ye be ſet in mer • alynge ] merualynge
Shakynge hys eares as • uged as burres ] ruged
To do my b •• e I promyſed by othe ] beste
I was h • dde into the kechyn ] hadde
This in effect he tolde for t • ueth ] trueth
As ten of that whiche your • a •• en •• ones dy •• 〈◊〉] castell stones dyde kepe
Nay knaue yf ye t • yme by nomber ] tryme
Nat only the thynge it ſelfe alloweth i • ] it
But alſo the boldenes therof auoweth i • ] it
• t wolde be ſayd truſte me at a worde ] It
To let them loſe I thynke it beſt • ] beste
And • yns ye lyſte nat to wayte on me ] lyns
That man by that grace 〈◊〉 one apply ] that
• o begynne de • iue where none is pretendyd ] To begynne vertue
Beleuynge the be •• good may be growynge ] beste
And all that hath ſcape • vs here by neglygence ] scapet
〈◊〉 wolde we ſhulde folowe hys counſell. ] Reason